principles:

principles:

rewatching these movies also helps you appreciate how fucking FUNNY malfoy is. here’s an 11 year old. he likes to monologue and he’s evil

me when im 11 and evil

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juicetrump:

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gomjabbar:

the first ever human to conceptualize a computer was a norse farmer named Eðelgarþ Gusvarþ who had a brief moment of supernatural foresight and imagined a large picture frame you would stare into while using a rock to scroll through pictures of oats. he experienced this thought for only eight seconds until he was instantly killed by an errant farming sickle

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igglooaustralia:

Chik-Fil-A: FAGGOT!

Me: Uh, okay…. can I get a number 3 please with sweet tea.

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xcxish:

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averagefairy:

who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume

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i just rrealized ive only followed 300 people since 2011 i need to follow new people